FAQs

Q: I can't make it every month. Can I just pay without having a RECURRING CHARGE?

A: Yes! You can buy a ticket to the event for a ONE TIME fee. Click Here for more info.

Q: What's Club Steam Room?

A: Club Steam Room is the wildest event you will ever attend. It's a PORNO FREAK FEST.

Q: What's a PORNO FREAK FEST?

A: Go to http://www.chicagofreakfest.com to see for yourself.

Q: $50 bucks for the membership?? Whats the deal with that?

A: First, I'm not trying to dig all in your pockets. However, to make a Club Steam Room event supa hot takes time, effort & cash. I'm trying to give you much BANG for your buck. You get FREE beer. FREE food. A rocking atmosphere that is safe and full of like minded fellas. Absolutly NO RIFF-RAFF. A boat load of SUPA FREAKS. I'm having OIL WRESTLING. I'm having FREAKY CONTESTS, such as, the COCK SUCKING CONTEST. A few months ago, there was an event featuring the porn star, PINKY. Some of you went to that event and was VERY DISAPOINTED. It was $75 to get in. Beer was $7. NONE OF THE GIRLS GOT NAKED!!! Pinky didn't show until most of the guys had left. She was on the stage for TWO MINUTES!!! After that, everybody who was there got kicked the fuck out. NAOMI BANXXX was her. It was $40 to get in. She JUST WALKED AROUND with HER CLOTHES ON!! NONE OF THE GIRLS GOT NAKED!!

Q: How is the FREAK FEST going to be different from those wack ass events you just mentioned?

A: When I bring a PORN STAR to the FREAK FEST, they coming to get BUCK ASS WILD. I know many of these porn stars and they are cool with the FREAK FEST. Many of you guys saw BEAUTY DIOR in the Cock Sucking Contest. You guys saw SKY BLACK sucking on Beauty's pussy at the FREAK FEST. Some you fellas remember NAOMI KNOXXX FUCKING & SUCKING DuDamage IN FRONT of EVERYBODY. You guys seen Chicago PORN STAR, MZ CANDY, banging this fella from Florida. You saw the local PORN STARS, Ms GODDESS & TRINITY getting BUCK ASS WILD in front of the crowd. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. Go to http://www.chicagofreakfest.com.

Q: If I sign up for Club Steam Room, can I get a free membership to http://www.chicagofreakfest.com?

A: That's cool. I just sold 50% stake into the site, so we are revamping the whole site, starting next month.

Q: Can I just pay you at the door?

A: No money will be collected at the door. In fact, no one but Club Steam Room members will even know where the FREAK FEST will be located.

Q: Can I bring my homie?

A: Everyone must be Club Steam Room members at least one day before the event. Actually, you can sign up online the day of the event.

Q: Why you making this shit complicated?

A: It ain't me. It's "Da Man". Times has changed. "Da Man" will not let these type of events go down like it used to. I have to roll with the times. But I tell you what. Doing it this way, the FREAK FEST will be OFF DA FUCKING CHAINS. These events will actually be way hotter then before. Instead of a bunch of truely weak ass parties, you'll get a BUCK ASS WILD FREAK FEST every month.

Q: I don't know about this credit card shit.

A: You dealing with PayPal. PAYPAL!! These are the big boys. You ain't got shit to worry about.

Q: $50 dollars, will it be worth it?

A: Fuck yeah.

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